While she sweated on the no frills gym equipement a women I know $%^#* was getting all worked up about her sons fabulous summer camp. Basically, he got to bring a broken appliance with him and reconstruct it into something else. Brilliant no?
Gee mommy isn't it exciting we still cannot make toast but I did create a rocket that has shot my lil brother to the moon. Wonderful NO? 60 minutes will be here at 8 PM-now get in the shower!
It got me fantasizing-now girls, this is a hard core mom fantasy so hang on to your office desk-could he bring our whole brand spankin new totally falling apart house to camp? Including but not limited to the strangled drain on the dishwasher, the heater that does not function and the lamp in the kitchen that just is no longer feelin it? I could just imagine my poor five year old shleppin our 1910 bungalow down the tree lined street. Oh man my backpack is draggin today!
Better yet, could he bring his mommy? This folks is my mommy. She used to have a semi attractive face but now her eyes sport these darks circles and deep lines. She used to be able to multitask fabulously and now she just sits for hours in front of the TV. She used to be able to make homemade meals but now we only eat frozen burritos from Trader Joes. What else could we possibly make her into? I could see the whole class in a fabulous frenzy of begging raised hands- I know, I know, I know...
Any ideas?
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