The other day a friend invited us to dinner-she was kind enough to ask...
Does your family have any food restrictions? Actually, we have a very specific day by day regimen.
Mondays we eat a strict Gluten free diet and the entire family is lactose intolerant-please provide us with the necessary medicine to not fill your house with gas.
Tuesdays we follow the Hindu dietary restrictions and myself and one of my sons do not eat meat. My husband and my other son are nut intolerant between the hours of 12PM and 9:17PM
Wednesdays we all drink only alcohol and abstain from eating any food substance save for Life Cereal smashed in little bits.
Thursday we keep kosher but we do eat bacon but only raw bacon.
Friday we eat only fruits and nuts and dirty socks
Saturdays we are vegan with the exception of sushi made of live baby lambs.
Sundays we eat vegetarian out of the house but in the house we eat everything we can get our hands on.
Thanks for having us over...we cannot wait to come!
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