After nursing the girls were sagging...
My friend encouraged me to buy the Nu Bra. My babysitter looked aghast at my new found cleavage. The Nu Bra needed new branding (according to the girls) It is now respectfully...THE GET RICH QUICK BRA!
Happy Cleavage for after nursing...you deserve it. It is all an illusion anyway, why not your cleavage too?
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TwoHeadedMommy is finally aware of one ulimate truth... She will never accomplish anything of any worldly or urbane value! Of course, TwoHeadedMommy does take great pride in all the quiet, small and COMPLETELY DISORGANIZED moments in her life. TwoHeadedMommy is now conciously (that is a stretch) channeling her energy (dwindling) toward the one thing she is certain to accomplish... Making a total jerk of herself publically! www.twoheadedmommy.com
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