Mommy Match Madness

Making Mommy friends is like playing the dating game...
Remember the board game from when we were teenagers, you would open the little plastic door which revealed a potential mate...

In mommyland you open the minivan door and honk, honk see what is inside...
It's very difficult to find a match as the paremeters for success grow more complicated. Unless everything cosmically aligns the chemistry is just not there.

Too pretty
Too rich
Works to much
Doesn't work at all
Too unkept
Feeds their kids too healthy
Feeds their kids not healthy enough
Too susy homemaker
Too messy and chaotic
Emotionally unstable
Too numb
Too good of a mommy
Too involved in school
Too indifferent
Too earnest
Talks about the kids too much
Too clueless about the kids
Has the kids in no activities
Has the kids overcommitted
Too many kids
Too few kids
Kids are different ages
Kids are different sexes
One or both kids is off the wall
Not intellectual
Too intellectual
Too fit
Too much of a gossip
Too organic
Feeds the kids only processed foods
No sense of humor
Too liberal
Too conservative
Lives in the land of make believe
Too conventional
Too sorority girl
The husband is too interested
Too nuerotic-nehhh...I love nuerotic
Not nuerotic enough

Yeah, it can be tough for us mommies everything has to be just so.
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