Wednesday, March 5, 2008

parenting roulette

Welcome to the Parenting Game Show...
Tonight we have a tremendously naive and very excited Mommy to be...

Mommy SPIN THE WHEEL of progeny fortune...

Choices...
ADHD
Autism
Downs
Car Puker
Unnamed mystery disorder
Pick your disorder
Manic Depression
Serial Killer
Cheerleader
Tourettes


And as a very special take away for playing 735 sleepless nights!
All this might be yours!

1 comment:

Not Afraid To Use It said...

Totally fucking brilliant!! LOVE IT!! Um, Alex, I'll take Car Puker for 500...