The other day I was casually looking forward to a playdate with friends.
Little did I know...(thunderclap/sounds of doom) my friends and family had scheduled a MOMMY INTERVENTION.
They sat me down and ranted endlessy how completely irritating and totally anti social all my mommy behavior was and that I immedietely needed to head to MOMMY REHAB.
COMPLAINTS AS FOLLOWS...
I was nuerotically obsessed safety to the point of having the kids wear bike helmets in their carseats.
I only fed them fresh veggies from my personal organic garden and only after a squirrel had taken multiple bites. Obviously, to insure the food was actually safe to be consumed.
I never let anyone babysit them outside myself or the trusted family dog of 9 years.
I cannot imagine why anyone would perceive me as over the top! Do you agree I need MOMMY REHAB? This all seems perfectly sensible to me.
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u r funny, twoheaded. do you have email addr set up? i can't see it on your blog. if not, get one. your mbabysitter interview reminded me of a funny scene in the video series "Motherhoodum" which airs at offsprung. (Join offsprung--hilarious caustic silly parenting site). At one point the mom gets an interview with a coveted Manny...
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