Monday, March 17, 2008

have you seen my brain?

Tonight as my husband sagged into our bedroom...
he questioned tersely..."have you seen where the kids put my tie stays?"
I responded in kind... " have you seen where the kids put my brain?""Little boy number 1 hid it somewhere about 5 years ago, it is grey matter and squishy and it was creative and effectively processed information."
"If you happen to step on it or find it in the playroom please put it on the stand next to the front door, next to my keys."

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

*snort*
I tnink I just spit out half my wine..!
I know the feeling.

Anonymous said...

If a Mommy someplace else is having wine, and I am not, I am deeply saddened. I don't care if you are in a different time zone! No fair.

Two Headed Mommy- Sorry I got lost in blogger land but I found a Mommy that kept promising me pints of Ben & Jerry's ice cream for reading her work. Her promises were empty, just like her soul-less writing. Can you forgive me for straying?