Folks...please let me share with you a very important fact regarding sending your children to pre-school. Never, ever, ever actually go there and see what the heck is going on. Because, no matter how much the staff greets you like you are the second coming of Kermit the frog, no matter how much they tell you they are not feeding your child tree bark with bird poop icing for snack time, no matter what a glorious mini country club, spa environment it markets itself to be. It will never live up to the expectations of mommy. NEVER...EVER! Really, sending your child to preschool's expectations should be set realistically. I will hope to free my children from my boring middle aged existence for blank (your discretion) amount of time. That my friends is all one should truly hope to accomplish at pre-school. Because and I mean no offense...it is not a function of the individuals as I have been enchanted with many but the sheer reality of the situation. How can two individuals regardless of their commitment, intelligence and creativity possibly change 12 kids diapers-peep and poop included possibly multiple times, gazillions of times a day, track countless bizarre inbred illnesses, filter every known food allergy group including but not limited all beans which grow in pods below the equator also any bananas harvested before Thanksgiving and food planted by midgets.
Everytime I look at the individuals doing the task with wonder the kids even get through the day. Basically, the only true expectation we can have is that their cell phone is charged and they can call 911. Be real you take care of little kids...imagine 12 of them...YIKES! Yoga breathing...yoga breathing. So when you lil one asks what did you do while I was at school... you can say with confidence YOGA BREATHING...I DID LOTS OF YOGA BREATHING.
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