Unmatchmaker

In my younger days I was a matchmaker. I have two weddings to my name and 3.2 offspring as the fruit of my labor. Aged wisdom as enlightened me...I am now an unmatchmaker. I now go around and tell people they should definitely not be married to one another. I say things like... you have no chemistry, you barely talk to one another, she is much better looking then you, he puts you down all the time, she has a boyfriend,he is an awful parent, your kids will be hideous, someone needs to manage the money, you could do better, she is lazy. I am really proud...I have broken up so many unhappy couples!

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