carpool

Picking up the kid at carpool is like going through the tot drive through.
"I would like one 5 year old with a wicked sense of humor, a mean left hook, an indistinguishable birthmark that needs to be sanded off while he is awake, who ate his lunch and will enter the car with his blood sugar at a sociable level." "AND ONE ICED COFFEE WITH 4 SHOTS OF EXPRESSO and a pump of cinnamon dolce sweetner with 1 1/4 inch of vanilla soymilk that was opened today."

"Excuse me MS. Counselour I did not order this kid, in this totally bad mood, who is dripping popsicle gobs all over my dreamy HONDA! Could you please rework my order so I get the HAPPY KID post eating version! The coffee is fabulous!"

"THANKS SO MUCH SEE YOU TOMORROW!"

Senator omomma

I know this is a bit outdated but I was really humored when Senator Obama pointed to Senator Clinton and said to his daughters as if encouraging them "This is fabulous, this could be you as well!" Yes, Senator Obama that my friend is exactly the problem. Your daughters may also begin life as beautiful, intelligent, hardworking, ambitious women whose personally life becomes a public mockery and whose proffessional life is undermined by a much less experienced, more charismatic and much hotter guy like yourself! I am an Obama girl but I still prefer the momma-but only because I have no choice but to vote for the man AGAIN!. The whole thing for me just reinforced the fact that maybe we should just stay home and bake the darn cookies. At least then we know we will eat the fruits of our labor. Hmmmm...care for a cookie and your favorite cocktail Senator Obama (don't worry about momma.) Don't worry about us we can take care of ourselves and everyone else!