There are so many little stickers that go on little people things that have their names but I find myself saying constantly, well screeching constantly..."THAT IS NOT YOURS!", "NOT YOURS!". I would really love some sticker's that say...
"NOT YOURS!"
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Oh, Jami, I do miss you!
Yesterday. Madoc took a Princess Ariel sticker and put it on the back of his hand. When we picked up Deirdre from K, and she saw the aforementioned sticker she fell backwards to the San Francisco cement in a hot blooded tantrum.
That is not your sticker!! She howled, in a most terrifying banshee fashion. She clawed at her brother's little hand, and then threw the sticker in the gutter.
Now no one will have it! She hissed as we got into the car. (me chiding her and wearing my largest sunglasses, to hide my Mommy shame.) Madoc bawling and hiccuping.
Once the car started, Deirdre drew Madoc a nice picture of a pink sparkly heart. Or maybe that was just anatomical mapping, a diagram to illustrate the portion of his body that she would eviscerate like an Aztec priestess if he ever touched her Disney sticker book again.
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